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01/25/2007: "The shorties"

Picture three urnels. The one on the far right is being used, so I used the one on the far left - which happens to be a short urnel. This guy using the urnel on the right feels the need to make a comment on how I needed to use a short urnel. He thinks he's funny, and expresses his delusional superiority over me. Because I used the shortie. What the fuck? Dude, just because I use the shortie doesn't mean I have a little pee-pee. And if I did have a lil' peter, why would that make me less of a man than you? Men are such dumb-asses. Next time some ass-monkey makes a comment on me using a shortie, I'm peeing on him.