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03/08/2007: "Mr. March Madness"

So it's March Madness time. Which means for the next few weeks men will be drinking beer, eating bar food and talking about basketball. Days in a row are spent in front of bar televisions. After the game they will order another round and watch the post-game talk show. Then the highlights on the news. Then a few more hours of reading their favorite teams' and players' stats in the newspaper. The amount of knowledge consumed and regurgitated is dumbfounding. I don't have anything against the madness, but I have a general idea how their girlfriends must feel. Abandoned and unappreciated.

Like a good advertising student, I immediately realize there may be a dollar to be made from this spectacle.

Imagine this, the Sports Widow Dating Service.

So, your boyfriend has been ignoring you for the past three weeks. He won't take you out to dinner, watch a movie or even go for a walk with you, because of "the game". Don't stay home, alone, another night! Just log onto sportswidowdatingservice.com and take the first step in changing "court shots" into "courtships". For one low monthly fee, a date of your choice will pick you up and treat you to the night you deserve. During each basketball game, our trained gentlemen will sweep you off your toes with their undivided attention to you! Keep your libido alive, 8 out of 10 women agree, it's good for your relationship in the long run. So sign up today!!